September 15, 2014   185,566 notes god John Oliver is always so spot on

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September 14, 2014   144,648 notes
coolsvillesux:

Thank

coolsvillesux:

Thank

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September 14, 2014   92,190 notes
heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

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September 14, 2014   162,744 notes

tea-is-just-grass:

when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something

image

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September 14, 2014   88,178 notes basically

dirtywrat:

*puts food in microwave*

*goes over to get box from the garbage to see how long it needs to be cooked*

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September 14, 2014   5 notes be-drunken

Drunk guys asked me and my friends if we were down to fuck when we left the bar. I asked if I could borrow some thumbs to give them more thumb down. They told me I had a butt like two heads of cauliflower. REALLY regretting denying that initial advance. They were all so charming. The ones that got away….

September 13, 2014   30,028 notes I want to go to there

atraversso:

Nærøyfjord - Norway by Tomasz Furmanek

Please don’t delete the link to the photographers/artists, thanks!

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September 13, 2014   43,580 notes

pixienightmaregoddess:

And these are the men making decisions in women’s health. Fantastic.

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September 13, 2014   558,187 notes The Simpsons

retromantique:

macabrekawaii:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

I was going to reblog again anyway, but I do it also for the above comment.

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September 12, 2014   203 notes b99

… until Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2!

… until Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2!

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